.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

 The image “http://photos1.blogger.com/img/18/3404/640/NewsORamaLogo-rev1.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Friday, November 18, 2005
  Now here is a true sports fan, gack! (update)
Readers were first regaled with tales of this testament to sports appreciation.
Now Ace has the follow-up. *shudder* with lots of detail.
Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation - Breaking News - World - Breaking News: "'I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance,' Mr Huish told The Sun.

'It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.

'I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself.

'After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

'Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet.

'I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me.

'I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.

'So I started hacking away at my tackle.

'It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

'The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping.'

After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

'I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!',' Mr Huish said.

'I took my b*lls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.

'Some people then laid me on the floor.'

Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.
 
Comments: Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home
Current events with a sprinkle of opionion.

Name:

A prematurely crusty South Park Republican, with a raging addiction to internet news and current events.

Contact NewsORama:
 



powered by FreeFind

Daily light reading:

September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / June 2006 / July 2006 / September 2006 /


Powered by Blogger