You know there are fleets of Navy ships that have kajillions of more than willing 'donors'
BBC NEWS | Health | Sperm ships for fertility seekers
: "British people may soon be able to board ships anchored off the coast to obtain fertility treatment forbidden in the UK, such as anonymous donor sperm.
Some fear the removal of anonymity from sperm donors in April will exacerbate the shortage of donors, affecting infertile couples.
Ole Schou from the international sperm bank company Cryos, based in Denmark, is consultant to the ship scheme.
Ships would be governed by the laws of the country whose flag they flew."