Too Stupid to even be a Crook
FOXNews.com - Foxlife - Out There - Store Clerk Gets Own Stolen Check
: "Ashley Oglesby was only on her second day of work at a Malvern, Ark., tobacco store when another woman tried to pay with a check — from the checkbook of Ashley Oglesby.
'I waited on her, I rang it up on the register and she hands me the check,' Oglesby told KTHV-TV of Little Rock. 'And I went, 'Oh my God, this is mine.''
Oglesby, working the store's drive-through window, warned the alleged check-forger not to leave the premises.
'I turned around and I told her, 'I have your driver's license and your license plate number, and you better not leave,'' she told the TV station.
Police arrested Rachael Pitts of Malvern, who they said had a history of forgery."