The next arms race, Gaydar and Gaydar defense, heh
Weekly World News
: "GOOD NEWS for closet gays! A California company is marketing an amazing new spray that makes homosexuals invisible to the sixth sense some folks have for spotting them, commonly known as gaydar.
The manufacturers of Gaydar-Beater claim that the wonder product works on the same basic principle as the B-2 Stealth Bomber used by the U.S. Air Force.
'Even the most flamboyant gay man can blend unnoticed into a straight environment after spraying on Gaydar-Beater, which is odorless, invisible and earth-friendly,' says a spokesman for the San Diego company, Advanced Pheromones Technologies.
'Given the current political climate and the nationwide backlash against homosexuals, the need for many gay men to appear straight as arrows has never been more pressing.' "