New term I wish I had never heard: 'Tamponing' as theft
Romanian hides stolen mobe in vagina | The Register
: "Gardian was fingered by a restaurant customer who said he saw her steal the phone from another diner, FemaleFirst reports. Police quizzed the 34-year-old without success and were about to let her go when some bright spark suggested they call the mobe.
'On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched,' the report continues. You know the rest. Suffice it to say that a shaken officer Aurel Popescu commented: 'I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this.'
The phone's owner has refused to take the device back, declaring it was 'damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim'. That should make entertaining reading and will doubtless reach the finals of the 'Top Ten Mobile Phone Insurance Claims' awards for 2005."